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Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3
DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

Jonathon Michael 

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other
Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
Jonathon Michael by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

jonathon baek 

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.
"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"
Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.
Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?
Johnathan by Shennnn January 14, 2020
Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small
Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!
Johnathan by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020

johnathan flores 

hes my boyfriend , always will be :) i love him more then anything , he’s my only happiness and the reason i’m still here <3 he means so so much to me and i cant believe i got this lucky to get him as my novio :) i obviously don’t want him to die! but my wish is to be in love forever with him and die together peacefully :) i hope me and him can have kids when we are older! it will mean that our love will always keep going hopefully <3 i just love this man so much holy , he deserves everything he deserves the world he deserves so much love and i hope he is happy with me :) it’s okay if he isn’t one day . it might break me but aslong as mi novio is happy i will be happy <3 i just wish him the best i hope he is always safe and healthy i always wish that he is happy and loved bc he deserves it all :) mi amor i love you so so so so so much and i am so lucky to be yours and i’m so glad you’re mine :) we are together until the end & we might argue and struggle with our families sometimes but we will get through it together <3 i hope you know i care about your family even if they don’t like me , bc it will always be that way. and i know you care for my family and i love that about you , you care for me and them :) i lost my virginity to you , had my first kiss with you , first cuddles with you , felt happy for the first time in years. first boy to ever make me truly happy and feel loved <3 i love you so much johnathan , we will be together until the end <3 i love you. - ashley flores
ashley only loves johnathan flores <3
johnathan flores by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021