Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money
man i wish i was an iron midget
by iron midget March 30, 2009
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Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.
Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.
by UltimateDoge September 01, 2022
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iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.
Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
by jafsports March 09, 2011
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Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.
Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.
by Thorntor April 29, 2015
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