Dibs Law

If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.

Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.

by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022

Law Dawg

plain and simple, a righteous motherfucker

That Law Dawg is a connoisseur of big booty hoes

by Law Dawg February 22, 2021

Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020

law of shananagans

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries

the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions

by stud-muffin November 27, 2012

Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions

Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.

by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022

Dowlings law

A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.

P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form

by Student66 May 10, 2014