country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

country punch

The act of giving your sister/cousin a donkey punch.

A fruit punch flavored drink.

Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.

Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.

by TheScarab December 3, 2016

Country boy eddy

Verb; to take a shit at work

“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”

by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021

Burgundy Farm Country Day School

BFCDS is a small progressive private elementary and middle school in Northern Virginia. Instead of having a Christmas Pagent, they have a Festival of Lights, celebrating a wide variety of faiths. Teachers are called by their first names and goats occasionally escape and start munching on the swing set. Love of learning, the arts, and nature are central to the school's ethos. While somewhat racially diverse, the school still struggles to confront classism and ensuring that socioeconomic status is not a barrier for potential students. Environmentalism and social progressivism are at the center of the hidden and explicit curriculum.

At Burgundy Farm Country Day School, there are concerns about kids using racist and homophobic as unsubstantiated insults.

by What_is_the_nature_of May 13, 2021

country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.

"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north

by countrypiles August 5, 2016

Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.

Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no

by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021

Country Music

ASS

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion

by Realniggaseatass August 17, 2023