internet spine

Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.

John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.

by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012

Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012

internet bad

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping

I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.

by darrollx July 19, 2011

Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.

Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez

by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011

Internet Forgotten

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.

I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.

by The Macbroker August 23, 2011

Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.

A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023