helen clark

A dumb ass bitch but still smarter then George Hairy Bush... she even looks beta then him or the same... its prob eitha she looks like a man and bush is a pussy

She is the prime minista of nz but still smarta then the president of the most powerful country in the world..... which is scary but of course russia

by person No.7 January 7, 2005

helmet bump

When a female does cocaine off the head of a guys penisl

Erica was fiending for coke last night so she did a helmet bump off Tony's dick.

by Nasim January 9, 2005

Helensburgh

A place in NSW, Australia, and also a place in Scottland.
The one in Australia is commonly described as a hole, which it can be... but in technicality, you have to go uphill to get there... so Wollongong, which is nearby, will drown in a tsunami, or when Global Warming reaches its peak. It is quite boring though

Helensburgh isn't a hole... were on the escarpment...

by Georgefeld May 18, 2008

roman war helmet

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet

your mom gave me a roman war helmet last night

by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003

Helen Keller

A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.

I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.

by fulfreez August 16, 2010

fire helmet

When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.

Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

Helen

Rat queen,thick,short,walrus,possum god,friends with Kalifa,Toothpick,Swaggy B,Victor,and double daddy D

Helen was out there catching rat aids

by Hi,buster March 6, 2019