the communists have invaded the funhouse

A woman has gotten her period.

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.

by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015

Having Some Cherry Pie

When you masturbate on your period.

Having some cherry pie.

by Aiden12 September 3, 2016

No we have food at home

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.

You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home

by Yeetus_beligus November 10, 2019

Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.

ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.

by You are have stupid March 20, 2019

ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand

example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020