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Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019
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half chopper

mohammed's and lisa's son is half chopper
by nevtooold December 2, 2017
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Half Amish

Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.
Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"

Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
by Flushman May 8, 2008
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half-calf

Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,
Andrew: what are u going to name your country?

Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
by ThisIsBlissBaby January 5, 2009
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Half-rape

Half-rape is almost like rape (sex without wanting it from the second of both people, crime), but without undressing the other person. Just being very close to that person, kissing him etc. Similiar to touching.
Troy: Yo, dude! Did you read the newspaper?
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!
by Definister June 20, 2014
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half chub

1. a penis that isnt quite erect yet
2. a penis so small that when erect, looks like half chub
Natalie... im srry to tell u this, but donny was standing behind you trying to hide his half chub!
by jeni525 October 8, 2006
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half black

A state of extreme inebriation leading to public embarrassment of one's self and one's friends.

Derived from the historical incidents involving mixed African-American and white people in the United States where neither race would claim their membership. In this case, no one will claim someone who is half black drunk.
"I just got back from the liquor store with a handle of whiskey and some peach schnapps. My girlfriend's going to be so pissed when she sees me half black tonight."
by Rick Goddard May 5, 2010
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