Canada's History

The sexual act of pouring maple syrup on your balls then waiting out side for some type of woodland critter to lick the syrup off your balls and then cum into the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup and repeat.

guy 1: Dude i just got a Canada's history by a squirrel \
guy 2: Aww man! I got mine from polar bear.

by ushouldtryit February 8, 2010

canadas history

while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.

while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)

by nutriaoso February 5, 2010

American History X

A movie where every member of the Vineyard family has a first name that begins with the letter D. Kind of like the number 5 is every number of their phone numbers.

American History X wanted to make everything as realistic and authentic as possible.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Canada's History

A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.

Stephen Colbert: The hardest part of doing the Canada's History is fitting it all in there!

by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.

She's was already passed out so I pulled a Canada's History on her. She woke up in the hospital.

by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010

Canada's History

an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.

Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.

Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.

"Damn, you just Canada's History all over that bitch!"

by Colbert's Sexy February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Better then the states

number 1 at hockey
inventor of the telephone

We rule Canada's History

by Cholenski February 4, 2010