Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 23, 2019
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hairy pocket

Howabout that hairy pocket tho
by notAllNames November 29, 2017
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.
My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.
by Haxces February 25, 2017
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Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
by A man who likes Red Panda's November 15, 2021
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Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 04, 2021
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Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 04, 2021
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