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Grundlesnach

Short creatures, averaging 7", with four arms, two wings, two legs, and a tall. They are known to live in unexpected places like automobile center consoles and second from the left dresser drawers in attics. They love their pet jumping spiders, and War Stallions, male hamsters. Also they are afraid of cameras. They firmly believe that pictures are captured souls.
"That's as Serious as a Grundlesnach riding his War Hampster into battle against the Dinosaurs."
by imscythe89 March 6, 2025
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Grundlesnach

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box
by Darfam4 March 6, 2025
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Grundlesnach

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box
by Darfam4 March 6, 2025
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Grundle smeared

When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .
I grundle smeared her face and her nose tickled my butthole .
by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025
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Grunge

Fuck all these lengthy definitions, it’s just rock but emo.
Person 1: Have you tried grunge before?
Person 2: *tries grunge*
Person 2: society is collapsing. The capitalist coils by which we are bound by are eating away at the souls of the common man. The world is-
Person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT CARE.
by BobTheAlmond April 8, 2025
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Gruncle

dnig is gruncle
i love gruncle
by anonymous September 16, 2025
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GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.
"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."
by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025
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