gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.

I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.

by jmonkey September 3, 2005

grasshop

to have sex in long summer grass with a boy named Rock

Friend: "So how was your July 4th?
Redheaded girl named Megan: "Well, I watched the fireworks and then grasshopped. Yeah, it was pretty spectacular, well the grasshopping, the fireworks paled in comparison really."

by ClevelandMegan December 10, 2008

Gramsin'

To park a car in a loading zone for excessive amounts of time. With complete disregard to others.

"Hey, i am gramsin' it" Or when Justin Grams does it we could say... hey Justin is gramsin' it again, and of course he has complete disregard for others.

by Douglas Zeltinger November 13, 2007

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008

Graspitude

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

by Fuckthewest88 June 10, 2009

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.

by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

Grass Nest

n. A clump of grass used to tilt the angle on a camera during a timered shot.

I was taking intense myspace shots with a grass nest to steady the camera

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009