goosebag

A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)

"That boy called me a goosebag"

by South County Crew '07 May 18, 2007

gooseneck

noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.

Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.

by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010

Goose

1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.

1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!

by Felixbunny November 22, 2010

goosed

Another way of saying that you've shagged/fucked somebody

"Hey, what happened with you and that fit bird you were talkin to last night?"

"I took her home and goosed her"

by MeaningMark July 8, 2005

Goose

Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.

Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."

by MikaTheronsMum December 14, 2008

Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

by Dog lips November 4, 2017

Goosed

Scared, feared that you might get robbed

Person 1: I was with some guys last night walkin late n shit and passed by this white couple they were goosed as hell.

by FloridaSlangGuy December 16, 2017