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Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.
by Striped Banana October 6, 2017
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GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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GOOSE

Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.

Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
Usage:

When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.

In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.

GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
by Ram$i March 9, 2025
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Goose

Yo dude did you see that goose on that girl?

Yeah bro it was more barren than the Sahara.
by BeaveGoose January 25, 2020
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Goose

Acronym; adv., adj., pro.n., Going Off On Sassy Energy
Ok, Goose! I see you!

That’s goose.
They’re goose! Look at that walk!
Since they broke up, Erica’s been goose.
by Stefstifler March 12, 2024
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Goose necker

Goose necker is a chick that bobs her head when talking due to the over use of her favorite night hobby. Mostly ghetto trash dope users. These are the most used tools in the street game when setting someone up to get jacked or murdered. Watch out for this goose necker she is a trap.
Man this goose necker thinks she is running game
by Lucdog September 18, 2018
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