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god

1) Acronym: Generally Overrated Deity
2) Acronym: Generally Overrated Drunk

First definition as used by people that believe in a different deity.
Second definition as used by people that take responsibility for their own actions and have 'faith' in themselves.
by El Psycho May 20, 2003
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god's will

an engineers way of saying "you're fucked" if something wrong happens and the engineer is at fault.
London Bridge fell down?? Well.. God's Will mate.. God's Will...
by Owen Mikhail May 11, 2006
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god

Everytime the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When you ask Chuck Norris the time he'll say "2 seconds 'til".
2 seconds later he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Proof Chuck Norris is God.
by Ben Waller April 1, 2008
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god

Word initially spelt, 'Dog'. However, when the Bible was written people wrote backwards, so the term 'God' was founded.
God was originally a salivating canine who did not create Adam and Eve because he did not have opposable thumbs.
You are an almighty God, you mongrel!!
by The Virgin Mary February 20, 2005
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god

by John Lobash December 28, 2005
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god

God -- word for un-fucking-believable grace and infinitely obnoxious patience
by Joel Reuter January 21, 2004
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GOD

The creator and the one who will be sending more than 98% of the people posting negative about him to hell
by duesen October 27, 2008
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