German Clergy

Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.

I just gave her a German Clergy

by Doctor Dirty May 1, 2009

German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake

by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009

German sunrise surprise

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.

" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."

by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010

Nazi German

A Nazi of German descent

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"

by fakies8 January 31, 2009

Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.

"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"

by Eyeconspicuous May 3, 2009

Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010

germanese

GERMANESE: (n)(noun) a hybrid between the two most powerful cultures who dominated the world, Germans and the Japanese; which coined the word GERMENASE; a rare coincidence, caused the result of an incredible fusion of the races that created a unique NAZI threatening, PEARL HARBOR bombing like hotness, a perfect ghetto booty to match, amazing acrobatic like flexibility, exotic dance moves in ballet & hip-hop, and an aura of friendliness and kindness, ironic to its ancestors own, that is nothing less than FTW, all inclusive to one, perfect, female that inhabits the halls of ENVER CREEK SECONDARY.

During the pep rall, germaneses' skirt fell, and the crowd went ballistic.

by Kay Sedilla January 10, 2008