Fat cunt goes to HP. Thinks he’s funny but a real cocksucker this one. Pretty smelly too. Keeps kids away.
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Get the Grady gearing mug.The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
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A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
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Get the Langing gear mug.When doing an activity with friends, if one should fall behind for any reason, they are left to fend for themselves.
by The4thMusketeer February 11, 2026
Get the Top Gear Rule mug.Absentee gear is gear which looks good to a beginner who isn't familiar with a hobby yet, but is actually low quality.
The kind that a good role model (such as a present father figure) would prevent you from buying, as they'd tell you to do better.
Often, but not always, associated with "50 features in 1", gimmicks with little practical application, and cheaper materials.
Originates in the outdoor community, but is applicable for a broad range of hobbies.
The kind that a good role model (such as a present father figure) would prevent you from buying, as they'd tell you to do better.
Often, but not always, associated with "50 features in 1", gimmicks with little practical application, and cheaper materials.
Originates in the outdoor community, but is applicable for a broad range of hobbies.
Jeremy bought a survival axe from walmart with a built-in compass, survival whistle and magnifying glass. Unfortunately the handle was made from cheap plastic, so it broke within a week.
Had he had someone to show him what to look for instead, he'd not have fallen for such absentee gear.
Had he had someone to show him what to look for instead, he'd not have fallen for such absentee gear.
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