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goon stick

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.
by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024
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Goon

A goon is someone who does illegal type of shit.
Damn that kid is a Goon
by lilgoon48 May 7, 2018
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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
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Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad
"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"
by HaGoon March 28, 2023
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goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar
maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid
by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018
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Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people
Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass
by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019
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Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.
Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC
by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025
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