Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

gobby

The same as MOUTHY.When someone talks too much,too loudly, or uses boastful or slanderous talk then they are GOBBY or GOBBING OFF.

"That GOBBY cunt,I told him to stop GOBBING OFF about me but in the end I had to twat him.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

Ass Goblin

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.

"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.

by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009

gender goblin

Someone who identifies as a highly specific version of non-binary and is also highly vocal about it

Xe: ugh I'm not non-binary, I'm a genderqueer post-binary demi-fluid-fem.

They:like, identify however you feel, but you don't have to be such a gender goblin about it.

by Jsjbebdixhab October 21, 2019

Gobby

to give head or in regular terms sucking the mans penis

orgin : australian

she gave me gobby last night

by Pariis April 5, 2010