fakebook

When a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually meet them there either ugly or fat and they fake as fuck.

That girl you met the other day i saw her...she fakebook dude.

by tremya September 5, 2011

Fake goth

Any goth who went goth because they wanted to be different, then started listening to screamo bands and shit to attempt this. Opposed to a real goth, who went goth because they like the style and music. Must be educated.

That is a fake goth. Observe the screamo. Observe them saying "I'm way different from all of you."

by Um... Pseudonym. January 18, 2011

Faked-Out

This word is used in basketball to describe a player made to look stupid by another player.

Sports Announcer:Did you see Kobe get Faked-Out of his shoes by Ray Allen.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008

Fake Rapper

Anyone who represents a cause but is not clearly or rationally FOR that cause

"I am a gangster and i pop gat's all day i'm on the mic spittin but it isnt all ok"
"But billy you went to private school and you have your parents pay your car insurance your a fake rapper!"

by Andrew2d0pe February 19, 2009

fake a piss

A late realization of urinal anxiety where a man becomes too anxious to piss after he has already stepped up to the urinal so he stands at the urinal with his dick out pretending to pee until the man next to him leaves.

Normally I don't suffer from urinal anxiety but this time I had no choice but to take the urinal next to the big black guy. Once I got there I stood there with my dick out but I was too nervous to piss and it was too late to bail out and go to a stall so I had to fake a piss until he left.

by pee shy guy May 17, 2009

Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part

Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!

by Hambone74 September 8, 2018

fakegasms

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. not meeting expectations

"i had fakegams with him"

by what a let down November 16, 2004