Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.

by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023

Freaky Eye

To check some out; usually a creepy or eerie way.

Man: You know that new waitress over at the Bingo Lounge? She's been giving me the freaky eye.

Woman: You mean the whore the big tits hanging down her knees? excerpt from Halloween(2007)

by Mapp008 June 1, 2009

Nigga Eyes

The ability to spot a valuable car stereo from a mile away.

Damn, that milk nig’s got some nigga eyes, I just walked away with this dope alpine deck.

by EastSideCrackaKilla January 25, 2022

under-eye

To refuse to make eye contact.

The dude was talking to me, but he under-eyed me the whole time.

by Word Hound Nazi July 8, 2014

frogs eye

A big gay bulge

Zac Effron always has a Frogs Eye

by Major Thottie November 11, 2018

eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.

jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china

by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020