Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 15, 2018

Even

Even normally live in the space. He is a very great man that is the best footballplayer in the world. He is a god.

OMG, i see Even!

by Even Is Best October 10, 2018

Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.

Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.

by Åløøøø da October 12, 2018

even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018

Even

Even is a sexy induvidual who is one of the most talented peolpe in the world. Not to mention his legendary gaming skills.

Omg, I just did a Even

by Leagay October 31, 2018

Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.

This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.

by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018

eveningdreaming

The period before actual sleep, but still being awake, albeit a bit zoned-out

Husband: are you eveningdreaming.

Wife: yea, I should proabably head to bed.

by Kruchenko January 4, 2019