Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip April 17, 2011

Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 25, 2011

Earthstill

n. Any of the million incorrect predictions of the day and/or hour of a supposed earthquake. See also: Unpocalypse.

On December 5, 1990, there was an Earthstill on the New Madrid fault.

by dgatwood September 24, 2011

earthcircuit

A voyage around the world traveling as much as possible overland using the global highway network.

Last year's holiday to Ibiza was so boring that this year we want to attempt an earthcircuit.

by andyeverywhere April 2, 2012

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

Earthquakey

Having the properties of an earthquake

The thunder was so loud it shook the ground. It was Earthquakey

by Aaaaaaaaanonymous December 18, 2015

earthzen

An inhabitant of a particular earth or planet ; a recognized being of a planet, either from earth or from other planets in our Solar System and the Universe ; a being of a planet either from earth or from other planets in our Solar System and the Universe that is actively serving and protecting all life on Earth or a Specie on Earth. Earthzens for more than one person

The Earthzen is a human being from Earth and serves and protects all life on Earth

by Petro Diamant February 29, 2016