dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates

Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg

by FinForFlin June 7, 2023

DILDO

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house

your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!

by THE DEFINITIONS ARE REAL! January 16, 2018

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

Dildo

A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.

Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.

Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.

Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.

by BIGBLACKBOYCUMINGINYOURMOM March 27, 2019