albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo

Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!

by MessyThings May 4, 2018

Dildo

Me

Put Me inside you, I’m a dildo

by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020

Dildo of Justice

Donald Trump!

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

dual dildo

Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically

"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."

by Sppplitup June 6, 2016

Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo

I love my dookie dildo

by anonymous January 15, 2024

DILDO

DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only

Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.

by Jj’s Secret Stash October 17, 2021