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Stolen Destiny

Oh yeah, there it is. Some shit-head thought it was "His destiny" to crack the code of A.I. and I did it with ease and now he doesn't get to be an extra-special guy! That's the point shit-head! That's the point doodoo-brain! YOU'RE NOT AN EXTRA-SPECIAL GUY! If anyone (and I'm repeating myself here) were an extra-special guy... IT'S ME! So, now you're trying to deny reality and make up excuses at to why I shouldn't get credit. I'm the wrong type of person so you have charlatan supreme lying blatantly to make life harder for 'people like me' before he dies. He's completely emboldened the zealots because he thinks it's the only think keeping psychopaths from running amok. And now my life is a Dolstoevsky book. He's Raskolnikov and I'm the old lady he murders. So, again, you're not sad about other people's suffering. You're sad about yourself. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. DO. WHAT. YOU. ARE. TELLING. ME. And I'm not going to. You might as well walk out you front door and kill the first kids you see. I'm not letting it go. Schizophrenia has nothing to do with diet and exercise. I don't have it in the first place. You found a convenient way to act out your God complex. Truth is whatever gets people to "aim up." Reality is officially lost to us all. Thank you Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Hym "Is THAT what it is! HAHAHAHAHA! Some idiot thinks it was his destiny to solve A.I. and I did it before he could! HA! No, that's called 'It wasn't your destiny. It was mine.' I'm paying the price for his 'stolen destiny.' Now I have to life a less-good, more difficult life for no good reason. No one will care about the nobility of hard work. Or the dignity of the working class. Because you don't actually care about any of those things. You just need someone to do it for you. So you can play arbiter of reality and horde money for you fuck trophies."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.
Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.
by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024
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Average Destiny2 Enjoyer

The Average Destiny2 Enjoyer is a person who sleeps, eats, and shits Destiny2. They are usually found sitting on a aged gaming couch, covered in a pile of decomposing skin cells. They typically will be in packs of 3 or 6, depending on the activity. They are dangerous if you try to argue a point about Destiny2 with them, so steer clear of them and keep yourself safe.
Oh Oliver, Yeah I heard he's an Average Destiny2 Enjoyer, you should not engage with him.
by xX1236FortniteGamer69Xx April 9, 2024
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Final Destinationed

Being Final Destinationed is when you or somebody else gets killed in a freak accident after cheating death
He just got Final Destinationed
by Taeman June 5, 2024
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Wrong Destiny

You're so fucking dumb and because you're a YouTuber you just get to say whatever without getting called on it.
Hym "Wrong Destiny. There are a metric ton of immigrants here and we have the highest migration rate to this state in the last 20 years. There's no way? There's no way that these problems actually affect people? YOU are the one who is insulated from these contentious political topics. YOU are the one that it doesn't effect. Can we just drone strike this guy already? Drone strike Stephen Banel 24 timer."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
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Final Destination

a movie franchise i will never watch. i saw a bit of the first one and it.. it just SUCKS!! and it makes me TOO scared. and why do they ALL die in freak accidents?? DIE NORMALLY! if makes me SO mad that i even THINK about this franchise at all. i hope i never develop an interest of it.
tiktok algorithm: final destination bloodlines is very good!
marley: ALL THEY DO IS DIE!!!!
by teambluuu September 5, 2025
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weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.
Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.
by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006
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