dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"

by laddrink November 6, 2022

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Code-Dildo

A synonym for the term accesswidener, commonly found in Fabric mods.

I just need to find a Code-Dildo to do the job.

by ballsandcta November 20, 2022

sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.

Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!

by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Dildo

1.A rubber thing my dad sticks up his ass
2.Things in the back of Spencers

Damn i am going to shove a dildo up my ass when i get home

by Therightperson2020 April 25, 2022

Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt

“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”

by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022