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danger smoke 

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.
Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!
danger smoke by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009
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dangerous maneuver 

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.
Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.
dangerous maneuver by daboyyy July 22, 2011

danger muffin 

A woman with an STD.
Kate is so hot, but unfortunately she's a danger muffin.
danger muffin by livemusic May 13, 2018

Net Dangerous 

Shooting such a good swish that the basketball upon hitting the ground has enough spin from the net to comes back to you.
And for the 342nd straight time Robby is Net Dangerous.
Net Dangerous by Robby January 2, 2005

Ranger Dangering 

Having a kickass offroad adventure in a Ford Ranger or multiple Ford Rangers; with or without people in the bed of the truck
Garrett: "Hey guys, wanna go Ranger Dangering after school?"

Brady: "Hell yeah bro!"

Garrett: "Cool, tell Luke to bring his Ranger too!"
Ranger Dangering by YotaTRD April 10, 2011

circle of danger 

Homoerotic game where male participants stand in a circle and masturbate. Players take turns to call out 'circle of danger' to which another player must dash through the circle - hence risking the danger. If two players try to run the circle they must alternatively give a blow-job to the player who called 'circle of danger' in the first place.
It's a bit four-six in here, anyone for a round of circle of danger?

mud digger 

One enjoys dining out in another person's asshole.
Jason is a mud digger. He ate that girl's asshole out for 20 minutes.
mud digger by King Randy January 6, 2011