Screaming Computor

a computor that makes a strange BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound and random times and wont SHUT THE FUCK UP and the only way to stop it is by holding the fan

bro i have a big fat screaming computor

a s s

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

sleeptime computing

The technology of being able to use your computer in your sleep, By making you dream of using said computer

Mostly famously used in hypnospace outlaw, A game that is revolved around the technology of sleeptime computing even one of its track is named after that

Persona 1:Wow sleeptime computing is amazing, I can now sleep while I use my computer

by GlobboGlobby July 15, 2022

analog computing

A form of computation done by a machine through the use of continuous variable physical forms of energy such as electricity, pressure motion represented in a way analogous to the quantities to the task.

Analog computing has more accuracy than digital computing.

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

brain to computer interface

A brain–computer interface (BCI), sometimes called a mind-machine interface (MMI), direct neural interface (DNI), or brain–machine interface (BMI), is a direct communication pathway between the brain and an external device. BCIs are often directed at assisting, augmenting, or repairing human cognitive or sensory-motor functions.

The doctor installed a brain to computer interface to communicate with the patient.

by Margit_Jost_Kant December 21, 2015