top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
by GabeRose May 31, 2021
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Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.
Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”
by lyd&han June 17, 2019
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McDonald’s Hot Coffee

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.
She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.
by Kira_EZMoney August 01, 2022
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Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.
"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."
by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020
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Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee
“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee
by IBS warrior July 13, 2021
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Iced Coffee Addict

An iced variant of Coffee Addiction.

Someone who is addicted to drinking Iced Coffee, from a daily to a semi-daily basis.

An iced coffee addict is someone who's often seen holding a cup of iced coffee.
Person 1: "Did you hear the Rose has become an iced coffee addict?"
Person 2: "Welp, she's now Stressed, Blessed & Iced Coffee Obsessed!"
by shiraida July 30, 2018
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