Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.
by mat-e-kray March 09, 2020
the opposite of a cock blocker. this friend will do everything in his power to help you get laid. god bless him
by the august infinity March 08, 2010
Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
by !Nudda Budda November 03, 2020
The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.
Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.
by The nasty one October 20, 2007
1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.
2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks
2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks
by laarx December 14, 2009
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.
No problem Erik.
No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick December 08, 2007
1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music
2. music for sexy people
cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
2. music for sexy people
cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"
"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 14, 2020