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cock enabler

the opposite of a cock blocker. this friend will do everything in his power to help you get laid. god bless him
someone always drills when sal is around, he is a true cock enabler
by the august infinity March 8, 2010
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cock-socket

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked
hey bitch, show me your cock-socket
by hatepoll September 3, 2010
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Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"
"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"
by Papacoon January 8, 2009
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Jigsaw Cock

1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.

2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound

3: A person of Aztec descent
1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"

2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"

3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent
by Hazardlad April 1, 2009
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Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk
Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."
by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007
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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 17, 2006
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