You clowning

Means that you are either "capping" or speaking far from the truth

Example:Jonothan said the earth is flat

You reply with "you clowning"

by Logan the stud October 27, 2020

clown finger

Fingers that are ridiculously larger than the keyboard when typing mostly when using mobile devices.

PG has clown fingers with his new, tiny phone. He can’t type anything correctly.

by DarkPhoenixRising November 6, 2020

clown shoes

DONALD TRUMP.

Donald Trump will just go down in history as clown shoes.

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by Peopi September 24, 2017

booze clown

A drunk rat bastard who pursues nothing more than the next cold drink.

Johnny got ahold of the fireball and turned into a real booze clown last night.

by Neil Armstrang December 31, 2016

Clown march

When a large group of people dressed as clowns march around town

Wow! That was a really good clown march on saturday!

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017

snoop clown

Someone who suspects that they are being watched or actually is under surveillance, who intentionally acts like a clown, or does something unique and unexpected to cause the folks watching to burst out in laughter, or to discuss the activity, to allow the person being watched to confirm their presence. Can also refer to a person who acts in this manner solely for the entertainment of the folks watching, and for himself of herself.

I acted like a snoop clown to get the folks that were looking at me through my window to laugh.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012