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Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.
Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023
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Skibidi Clock

“Hey Emani, skibidi clock?”

Emani: “it’s 4:45!”
by BrothaUgh8511 July 11, 2024
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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
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bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK
by highpanther February 28, 2009
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Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
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clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
He should be charged with a clock balk.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Clocking

To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
by donedeed February 12, 2020
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