Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

Clock

Clock means what's the time at that time.

The clock now is 1 o'clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

ugly o clock

The time when events go south at a bar or series of bars close to each other(Caroline Street in Saratoga Springs on a Friday or Saturday night) A time when fights break out, people get thrown through windows stabbings and even people getting shot. The timing is fluid, it can start anywhere between 11pm to 4am and happen multiple times despite a large police presence.

Hey, let's get out of here, ugly o clock has just started and I don't feel like dealing with some chode who going to try to pick a fight with me.

by GrouchoMarxx April 29, 2022

Three o’ clock

typically the time that the driver is outside waiting for you

She three o’ clocked me, ping!

by anonymous June 12, 2018

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013