classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.

Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.

by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019

Clock Slapped

To be reviewed and given a rating from "Six to Midnight" by the Six to Midnight podcast.

"Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"

by ProxyFox May 14, 2020

Flip Clock

The word you say when you're angry.
Or the word you say when you just don't know anymore.
A fish name.

"FLIP CLOCK WAS OG"

by SanityInAJar September 11, 2020

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall

guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma

by jsavy June 29, 2024

clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.

"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)

by chargingport August 06, 2023

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 05, 2017