chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

by Squeed December 28, 2005

Chuck Norris

The baddest man on the planet.

There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

by azrael07 September 24, 2006

chuck norris

The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!

When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.

by haaaaaaanh! January 1, 2006

chubism

The religion of the chubists, chubby people are entitled to join.

"That is a religion called chubism, sounds fun"

by George Batchelor December 3, 2006

chuchnia

Def 1: The place you take yourself to smoke marijuana

Def 2: The act of smoking marijuana

EX1: "Yo! I got these fresh herbs lets grab that spliff and take it to Chuchnia!"

EX2: "Man, I havent had a rip all day its about time for some chuchnia!"

by Noichberg December 30, 2006

chuchee

Refers to one's money. Does not mean a specific dollar amount. It could be as small as one doller and as much as ten million.

Eh yo man you got my chuchee?
If I go all the way down there and they dont have my chuchee, Imma blow it up.

by boogiee March 10, 2009

Chuck

A nice/cute person that athletic and good to talk to. Usually in USA and is good to date

Girl 1- Wow he's cute

Girl 2- I bet his name is chuck

by k.cuhc August 1, 2016