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Chipanda

A wonderful concoction achieved by following these steps:

Step 1. Get a "vegetarian" burrito from Chipotle. No beans.

Step 2. Go to Panda Express (usually located very near Chipotle) and buy an order of Orange Chicken.

Step 3. Insert the Orange Chicken into the Chipotle burrito and refold/wrap.

You now have "Chipanda" - a Chipotle Burrito with Panda Express Orange Chicken as the meat. It's as delicious as it is inventive.
"Want to try this new 4-star restaurant?"

"No way. We're gonna grab ourselves some Chipanda."
by mctoasterson December 9, 2008
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chipotle triplets

A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
by GoathillGary November 25, 2016
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Exploding chipmunk

When a girl with a surprizingly loud voice, yells because her couch is on fire, making the noise of an exploding chipmunk.
On August 30, 2006, my girlfriend preformed an exploding chipmunk when her brother lit the couch on fire with a cigar, and proceded with the exploding chipmunk for about 5 minutes after the couch was out.
by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007
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shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!
Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011
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lays chips

The thing we breathe also known as air, is what Lays chips are
by Ajeta November 17, 2013
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Chipmunkery

To imitate/behave like a chipmunk; when one is extremely hyperactive or is easily distracted; a fast-paced or nonsensical event.
#1
"I do enjoy a bit of chipmunkery every now and then."

#2
"His chipmunkery was annoying."

#3
"Man, that class was a total waste of my time."

"Yeah, it was total chipmunkery!"
by RRU March 9, 2010
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Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.
A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.
by drgeebz November 8, 2012
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