chims

Chronic Hanging Instant Messenger Syndrome. Person ignores anothers comments while getting work done.

"Sorry to for the chim."

by Humid Haney April 10, 2005

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?

by Cplcustard December 25, 2021

chimmy chongas

another word for tits

"duuuudddeee that girl has some sweeet chimmy chongas..."

by Ace September 5, 2004

Chims

Boobs i.e. chimmychangas

Casey: Look at her shirt! You can totally see her chims.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

by bshaft May 19, 2009