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Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.
Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.
by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011
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Token Hot Chick

In an airport while waiting for your plane to arrive, she's the girl who's an 8, 9, or 10 that you pray is ends up sitting next to you on your flight.

It is an unwritten law in aviation that - much like the a pilot and jet fuel - every plane must have a THC before take off.
John: "Dude, you know the Token Hot Chick that I was telling you about while I was waiting at the gate? SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"

Bob: "Make something happen with that THC, bro; if not for me, for the hundreds of thousands of travelers who were stuck sitting next to overweight, smelly, rude, or sick people on their flights today."
by M. Stanley August 11, 2011
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bom chicka wah wah

To think something or someone is hot or attractive or smells good.
And when he walked past I was like "Bom chicka wah wah"
by ChaddyJr February 14, 2008
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Chick Wood

The same thing as men looking at woman and getting "wood", except women getting "wood" over something that makes them hot.
My girlfriends and I saw this smokin' hot guy at the pool this summer and it gave us the biggest chick wood ever.
by psmitchum30 February 7, 2009
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thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)
damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!
by brett December 24, 2004
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chick

Derogatory term used by males to describe females they can't have.
- That chick is hot!
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.

- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.

- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.

- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.
by Johnny May 19, 2003
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