chicken fuck

a really bad situation

damn, this tax is bringing me into some chicken fuck!

by the nigger boy from oakland March 2, 2009

Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010

Chicken for the boys

1. To receive or perform oral sex

1. Laura was a really sweet girl, but John had no idea that she was such a professional at giving chicken for the boys.

by Jay Money-stein February 3, 2010

cold chicken

not cool, harsh

you suck.
that is cold chicken

by bartulio April 27, 2009

dusty chicken

a wack or corny individual. "Chickens" sometimes replaces "bitches" in the radio version of rap songs (see dmx's entire catalogue) and "dusty" refers to the person's being lame.

"Damn, them dusty chickens be watching the Disney channel even AFTER their kids go to bed."

by stenzo. September 23, 2007

cooking chickens

Getting coke ready for distribution

I'm cooking chickens for my nigga down the street

by uninspired lyricist7 March 12, 2014

chicken fellacio

Cover your dick in glue and birdseed. Then have 20 chickens peck at your dick

Person 1: Cletus, is you still fuckin' yo sista?
Person 2: Nah man, I do that chicken Fellacio

by snakeeyes510 December 4, 2013