celli

An abnormally large child who uses his largism for repeating acts of pimpism

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

cellph phone

A phone I use to call my cellph. Play on words using cell and phone. Also, social commentary on the solipsistic and narcissistic tendencies of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. (See also self phone.

I have a cellph phone so I can call myself.

by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

Celltopia

Celltopia n a group of radical dudes and dudets what meet together watch out for each other, hang with God and get down wiv da bible. (slight ironic, tongue in cheek undertones)
-cell: a small possy operating as a core of a larger massif
-topia: ultimate perfection, da bomb, can't mess wiv da best.

Celltopiaite 1: Yo dude you hanging wiv celltopia tonight its goina be top.
Celltopiaite 2: For real, I hear big JC's going to be there!
Celltopiaite 1: Rock on

by Stevo Smallio November 25, 2005

cellu-light

An otherwise skinny girl has bad cellulite on her thighs. Often the girl is in poor physical shape but since she refuses to eat anything but a salad and ice-cubes, she appears skinny.

Damn that girls looks good...let me check out her ass....OH NO! Cellu-light!

by anoxeria14 October 24, 2009

cellor

A cell playing cello in a cellar referring to a ringtone that can be played just about anywhere.

The cellor notified there was a caller.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧

by theblackadder March 2, 2023

hollywood cellar

coolest store ever. has cool phantom of the opera stuff

phantom of the opera stuff gerard buter is sexy

by Sandy March 20, 2005