Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

captain cupcake

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips

did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips

by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011

captain helmet

circumcised penis

GUY: Want to hook up?
GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.

by PoolaRay October 31, 2013

Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

Captain Delliott

An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.

We don't have to worry, we have Captain Delliott

by Delliott June 4, 2018

Captain Casual

The master of Animated Images. With his nintendo shirt and mx700, Casual is able to show any emotion or comment in one small animation of him self.

His gifs are no Captain Casual

by Mark April 5, 2004

Captain Libertad

1. Noun. 010000101000011110101001001100101001001001...

0101000111101...Captain Libertad...01010010001001010111010011...

by Mikhail February 17, 2005