Captain hard cock

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

by Snookerface April 23, 2009

road captain

Those people who hog the outside lane of the motorway or express way without passing any other vehicle causing great distress to the person who wants to get past causing them to undertake or tailgate them

BMW's and Mercedes are keen favourites for the crown of road captains,when they do eventually move they promptly floor the gas in an effort that you dont get past only to pull back out thinking "well,I gave him enough time to get past"

by Tim "Timmay" B May 6, 2005

Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive

'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

Captain and Coke

A mix of Captain Morgan and Coke.

person 1:I hate hangovers.
person 2:oh, why?
person 1:i have one now cuz i had Captain and Coke last night

by the lyricist February 16, 2005

Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.

Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!

by Glenn David September 6, 2008

Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 13, 2007