Sexual act in which a man performs anal sex until climax and then wipes his feces and semen covered penis across his partner's forehead. Forming a unibrow.
"She kept telling me that her eyes were burning after the Canadian Unibrow. I grabbed my stuff and left"
by milkaxor October 5, 2008
Get the Canadian Unibrow mug.When using the restroom, it is when a pocket of gas becomes trapped between two pieces of fecal matter, compressing the gas more and more until it ruptures sending the fecies harshly out of the sphinctor. (Derived from Canada, the country of shit, and compressed with "rocket" describing the projectile motion of the fecies.)
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Someone who constantly looks for ways to justify their existance by naming off various milestones or inventions created by other Canadians so that others will take notice.
Like the skinny kid with thick glasses at the back of the classroom, they try very hard to impress with all their statistics on Canada's gun crime rates versus the U.S.A. and constantly fawn over faults in American foreign policy while ignoring what atrocities their own country and corporations have done to others.
Talisman Energy ring a bell? I thought so. How about the major Canadian book retailer that backs "lone soldiers" in the state of Israel? No? Hmmmm...
Like the skinny kid with thick glasses at the back of the classroom, they try very hard to impress with all their statistics on Canada's gun crime rates versus the U.S.A. and constantly fawn over faults in American foreign policy while ignoring what atrocities their own country and corporations have done to others.
Talisman Energy ring a bell? I thought so. How about the major Canadian book retailer that backs "lone soldiers" in the state of Israel? No? Hmmmm...
by Bleepedybloops July 18, 2007
Get the Canadian mug.An amoeba-like individual originating from the "room above the party," otherwise known as canada. Has tendencies of speaking misinformation, quoting outdated statistics, and often voices anti-American sentiments. Usually ends sentences with the word, "eh," even when making a simple statement as brain power is quite limited. Occasionally tries hard to differentiate itself from an American due to having a weak identity, suffering from mild retardation. These prideful, boastful, passive-aggressive life forms are often found blogging or spreading propaganda throughout the world to demonstrate the wonders of canada (also often referred to as canadia or canaDUH). These life forms come in many shapes and sizes, but generally have roundish bodies accompanied by short, sausage-like appendages and incredibly ugly faces. Suffering from hypocritical tendencies, it rarely is taken seriously in the context of others.
Look! Did you see that canadian? It is so ugly and dumb it looks like it sat its face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe!
by America will Beat YOUR ASS! August 4, 2010
Get the Canadian mug.A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
by Bexstead February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian History mug.to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.
by jackedonu February 4, 2010
Get the Canadian History mug.The act of slapping a girl in the face with a dick. Best when it leaves a mark (shaped as a dick) and/or covers her face with cum.
Dude did you hit that last night?? Of course... gave her a Canadian Kiss that she'll need to cover up for days
by familyjewels August 9, 2010
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