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Cortana

If your name is Cortana the you are the most funniest person alive.You are also a dumbass bitch but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love you.All boys think you’re cute af with those eyes and smile of yours.
Boy1:Did you see Cortana

Boy2:My girlfriend?
Boy1:That’s your girlfriend!She is hot
Boy2:Yeah and she is mine
by wdwfan5850 November 27, 2019
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courtesy wash

1) After having sex, the woman gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes the males penis and balls.

2) After having a threesome, the male gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes his girlfriends and the third party's vagina.

This action typically leads to lots more great sex.
"That courtesy wash made me hard again... buckle up baby!"
by Child of the valley December 9, 2009
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Cortez

one short mother fucker who thinks hes helping students when he is just sucking them off to piss them off
by thisisntjavierbruh May 23, 2019
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courtney love

A bitch who is not worthy of having forty-two entries to her name, which is why i'm writing this now, to make it 43.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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courtland high school

a high school containing mainley a bunch a bunch of bitches who wont have sex or drink enough to get drunk and are mad because they dont get invited to the good riverbend parties.
"courtland sucks lets go to a riverbend party with are collars popped even though no one wants us there or invited us"
by brookeconn March 23, 2005
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cort

a kid in michigan that thinks he's black
by Scott Cameron August 15, 2004
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Cortez

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.
Cortez - Its time to split!
by The Koaladude September 10, 2005
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