Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned

I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.

by Wordsmithingtonburger April 8, 2022

Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.

"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"

by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025

Emily cook

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.

Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook

by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024

Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Conor Cooke

IBA boxing fighter most commonly known for his ability to take any punch what so ever and keep marching forward, also responsible for arguably the best fight in WBA history between him and Paul O’Driscoll.

Who is that guy covered in blood, taking punches and still stands tall?

That's Conor Cooke

by madonestyl November 5, 2021