clam

A wrong or sour note in music.

That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.

by pentozali March 19, 2008

Clam Bake

A setting or event where the number of woman is overly concentrated resulting in general catty or bitchy behavior. The exact opposite of a Sausage Festival.

They need to hire some dudes on the sales team; it's a clam bake over there with all that gossiping.

by fair_claire April 27, 2010

clam jam

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who'd like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.

Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.

by Candyce January 12, 2009

chammer

To define a fat person , or someone who eats alot

" look at the size of that chammer"

by Mark Reynolds April 10, 2005

Clam Jam

The last Saturday before finals at Fairfield University in which thousands of students flee the overbearing pigs that run security at school and migrate to fairfield beach for a fun filled day of binge drinking, bitches, and beriut. Clam Jam includes various bands, dj's, drunk security guards and of course plenty kegs to go around.

It has recently come under the scrutiny of full time residents at fairfield beach who bought beach houses in a college town for half the price, expecting no disturbances. As much as these fun suckers try to ruin our time, clam jam will always live on.

John: You going down to clam jam today? I heard the cops are gonna be strict.
Mike: Fuck those pigs. I would never miss clam jam.

by FU Beach September 23, 2010

clam jam

Two women pressing their vaginas against each other.

I went to the strip joint last night and saw two chicks doing the clam jam

by I need a hobby March 2, 2005

Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

by CLaiming June 18, 2011