An overrated, Over-glorified state within the U.S that worships deadbeat actors like gods, is overly smug about how their state sucks so much- Smug to the point of being a high and mighty prick. Narcotics are readily available despite having the most entertaining things, gadgets, and beaches. The most shallow things are held in high regard in California.
by Hello Govna! March 6, 2008
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If you haven't been to Cali and you talk shit then you should just go suck the huge dick with all the other haters
by Cali Girl March 7, 2005
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When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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by Sophie Osborn April 20, 2007
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1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
Tool: "California is the best place ever!!!"
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
by War is peace February 15, 2017
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Get the califoolya mug.The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.
by edex November 10, 2007
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