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California

An overrated, Over-glorified state within the U.S that worships deadbeat actors like gods, is overly smug about how their state sucks so much- Smug to the point of being a high and mighty prick. Narcotics are readily available despite having the most entertaining things, gadgets, and beaches. The most shallow things are held in high regard in California.
No California, just no, you made the world 30% more stupid with Hollywood.
by Hello Govna! March 6, 2008
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California

The best state ever with rich people and also gangstas not racist like texas and best besches, great weather home to the most popular city L.A peoople who talk shit are ajust jelous that there state sucks. You wish your governor would be as famous as ours
If you haven't been to Cali and you talk shit then you should just go suck the huge dick with all the other haters
by Cali Girl March 7, 2005
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California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.
My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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californication

What is rapidly occuring specifically in the state of Oregon, particularly in regards to housing. Californians who move up here and drive mortages and rents up to beyond what most members of the "creative class" can afford. In doing so, the very people who have made Oregon unique (especially in the Western corridor, including Eugene and Portland), are driven out, and that which draws people here (uniqueness, creativity, progressive thought) is being eroded.
Hawthorne used to be cool, before it succumbed to Californication.
by Sophie Osborn April 20, 2007
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California

The most largest yet decent state in the U.S. so far, yet the shittiest place I've seen and been born in.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
Tool: "California is the best place ever!!!"
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
by War is peace February 15, 2017
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califoolya

I'm headed out to califoolya
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
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California Carrot

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.
by edex November 10, 2007
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