Bad Candy 

Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").

Kim: I need some chocolate or something.

Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?

Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!

Bad Candy by classikjane September 29, 2010

candy ass 

1.a gay guy who gets fucked in the ass alot because other gay guys like fucking his ass, can be because.
a)he is an easy lay.
b)he always just there wanting u to fuck him in his ass.
c)he has a tight ass hole and it feels sooo good to slide your dick in and out of his tight, sweet little ass.

2. the ass hole of a gay guy that remains tight no matter how many times he is fucked up his ass whether hard or slow or with a huge or average dick/dildo, whether the fucking is wet or dry. gay guys like to fuck a guy with a candy ass because it feels good, a guy with a candy ass likes to be fucked in his ass because it feels good to have a big dick sliding in and out of your tight, sweet little ass. i should know because i have a candy ass. candy ass guys insist on the use of special gay condoms, no barebacks.

1)yo that guys a candy ass.
2)last nite i got fucked in the ass and because i have a candy ass it feels good to have sex and i can pull every time i go out, but they have to wear gay condoms, no barebacks alowed.

candy ass by big bad boy May 27, 2006

Candycane 

While receiving oral sex, the male pleasantly slaps his partner across the face, immediately ejaculating on the opposite side. As one side is now flushed red, and the other white, this gesture is commonly referred to as a "candycane"

Your ex gives horrible head, so I treated her to a candycane.

Candycane by Spanglish4152 December 11, 2009

caney 

anyone unfortunate enough to be displaced by a hurricane.

Houston is overrun by caneys.

caney by Bloogle June 19, 2007

Nixon Candy 

A term used to discreetly describe hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Dood I got some fresh Nixon Candy in the car, wanna go for a trip?

Nixon Candy by aj December 10, 2003

candycane 

when a guy has sex w/ a girl on her period, the spirm and the blood together look like a candycane

he candycaned her

candycane by anonymus June 26, 2004

CandyMan 

A man who likes to have fun a lot and entertain others with his body.

You are having a party, so you should invite a candyman

CandyMan by TimmyTurnover June 13, 2007