Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

by Jackoffcreamsoda January 12, 2011

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

by matt August 27, 2003

bum bagger

A Bum Bagger, someone who proudly wears a bum bag or aka fanny pack like it's 1962.

Mate, have you seen that bum bagger over there with his glittery bum bag!

by adi-boy November 6, 2019

Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

by Mrs Mole January 7, 2011

bum-hug

When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!

A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!

by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008

bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.

dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.

by cockney. January 23, 2011

Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

by Blackdog888 March 31, 2010